Joke of the Day-Maharajpur English

Joke a day keeps Doctor away

There is a popular proverb. “An apple a day keeps the Doctor away”. However, with the increase in price of apple (Not cost), many people find it difficult to practice it. At the prevailing price rate, it require Rupees 100/= per day for an overage family to keep the doctor away. Considering the price fluctuation, leave, absence etc average monthly expenditure on apple will be Rupees 2000/= per month. Based on the theory of averages (statisticians please excuse remembering the popular maxim “Lies, damned lies and statistics”) monthly expenditure on food items will be Rupees fifty thousand.
In order to overcome this problem, a new formula has been evolved ie; a joke a day keeps the doctor away. This is absolutely free. No registration charges and no monthly subscription. Occasionally or regularly a word or few words of appreciation or depreciation is welcome.
Joke of the day –Maharajpur (Ghaziabad) English
Some typical Maharajpur English is given below:
Both of you three are going alone?
You came just now or after some time?
How you are cutting time?
He simply passed away without wishing me
Bekar Aadmi =Carless Person(Jiske pas car nahi hai)
Unbearable Summer = Summer without beer






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